Famous quotes by Joe Rogan:
"has paid him so well, he's hired a camera crew to follow him around on tour. The edited results appear on his website (JoeRogan.net) in regular installments called the ''JoeShow."
"The Howard Stern Show."
"I've known that guy for over 10 years, and he's been stealing jokes and denying it from Day One, ... Joke thieves are a huge problem in the stand-up comedy community, and every now and then one of them becomes successful. That's what you're looking at here with 'Carlos.'"
"I believe that we're doing the right thing. The press doesn't agree with the president on these things. The people I speak to assure me he is doing the right thing."
"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."
"I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them."
"People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it."
"After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird."
"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
"To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me."
"I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me."
"I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do."
"I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh."
"I had a sense of who I was before I got famous."
"The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh."
"If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?"